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September 07, 2004

Soon, All Of My Friends Will Be Journalists! MUAHAHAhahahaha!!

Eurotrash moved to the dark side a few months ago and now D-Nasty is freelancing for the Times (bribing his way into summer concerts on their behalf). Two down, Maccers to go...

From the article:

I came upon the Garden like the ancient serpent, intent upon exploiting the inherent corruptibility of man. My heart brimmed with vice, my pockets with $50 bills. I scanned the ticket takers for the classic signs of human weakness - onanism, narcissism, botulism - and soon found a man who seemed to embody them all.

"Tickets?" he asked.

How quaint.

Allow Me to Introduce My Friend, Andrew Jackson [NY Times]

Posted by Elizabeth Spiers at September 7, 2004 11:55 AM