(And the media circus it rode in on...)
The Convention is here and I will be contributing to the inevitable press onslaught starting Saturday, when I become the Temporary Talking Head Expert On the Bush Twins. Previous Temporary Areas of Expertise, In Case You're Wondering: The Many Wardrobe Malfunctions of Janet Jackson (Intentional and Un), Sex and the City (Strong, Independent Women or Dirty Little Sluts?), Celebrities Who Run for Political Office (Schwarzenegger, natch), and Many Other Topics of Serious Import. Here's the schedule, subject to change:
I will be on CNN Saturday at 6PM, talking about the Bush twins.
On MSNBC Sunday around 11:45AM, talking about the Bush twins.
On Fox News Sunday around 1:45PM, talking about John Kerry's proposed increase in corporate average fuel economy standards and its implications for the long-term development of non-hydrocarbon fuel sources...Just kidding! I'll be talking about the Bush twins. [UPDATE: Actually, I won't. I'll be talking about convention week parties.]
And next week, I'll be covering the convention along with every other journalist in New York. And more importantly, the convention parties, starting with Mayor Bloomberg's "welcome party" at the Time Warner center on Saturday and ending with John McCain's Wednesday soiree at Cipriani. Check back for updates.