· The obligatory Gannon/Jordan column—but with 87% less Gannon and Jordan!
· The link to the Times article that I should have put in the last post—wherein the Times archiving works to my advantage and the most flattering part of the piece is in the abstract. This is because I secretly control the New York Times—a matter about which many of you have openly speculated. (Bill: I don't like the color scheme on that page. Could there be a little more blue? Too much red for my tastes.)
· AND THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS: It was brought to my attention on Tuesday night that the Christopher Hitchens Drinking Club has not been convened since sometime in 2003 (by someone who has not updated his blog since April of 2004, no less.) I just had my quarterly liver replacement, so I'm probably up for it. Email me if you're interested and we'll come up with a venue.